Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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