I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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