You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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