hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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