a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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