I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You have to summon your inner elephant
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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