all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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