Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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