STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
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After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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