I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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