everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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