i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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