the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I know her cup size but not her name....
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