doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
