i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
