you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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