last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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