it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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