Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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