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Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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