were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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