I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I looked at my own cervix.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I need a beard to bite.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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