My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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