To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
There's even glitter on my cock...
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