I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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