we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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