i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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