I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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