I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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