Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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