'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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