Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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