You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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