i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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