dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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