OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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