tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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