I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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