how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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