I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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