what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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