Already got asked if we're dating
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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