That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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