Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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