So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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