I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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