They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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