Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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