idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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