heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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