Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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