We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
