I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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