only if we run a train.
done.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Randomize
