i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
